Peter's Cafe - an imaginarium of insight, facts and opinion: December 2009

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Where is Tiger Woods? How does he fix this huge problem he has created? How is just saying "I am not perfect." make it ok? Well, lets attack these one at a time. Tiger Woods is hiding. That is where he is. He has withdrawn from the public eye as much as a person of great wealth is able and somehow avoided the critical eyes of the press. One has to wonder how that happens. Its like trying to believe the CIA or the FBI or some form of the Government is not able to find a 6.5 foot terrorist who needs dialysis. An aside, but I think they know exactly where Osama is, they are just using the information to track him and find other terrorists. But, that's another story. Lets get back to Tiger Woods. His statement, "I'm not perfect..." Guess what, we're all not perfect, but that does not make it acceptable to lie, cheat, steal, kill, do unethical things, or any other transgression that harms anyone or anything. NOT ACCEPTABLE. And as a very wealthy sports figure by default was to be the role model of the result of focus and hard work and determination, you really shanked this one. And why get married? Why build a family if in your heart you can't devote your life to your loved ones. Or, at least to a family which loves you. Apparently this wasn't reciprocal. And the sad thing is somehow the blame will be dispersed to his father who he probably will blame for being too strick, or his Mom, or to his upbringing, or school or the trash collector who woke him up too early in the morning so he never received a full nights sleep. Yes, that's it, the trash...trash creates...trash. But, lets get to resolution of the big problem. Tiger Woods can easily fix this problem and develop a new and glorious career. All he needs to do is publisize he is having a reunion of all the women he has been with on his luxury yacht. It will be a "streak" of Tigers. For those of you who are wondering, a streak is a group or family of tigers. At this streak reunion he can introduce all of his women, all the dates of the transgressions which he said he was responsible for, and then announce he is going to create a reality series entitle...'The Real Women of Tiger Woods'. Problem solved. He comes out of hiding, back in the public eye, writes a book or two, creates a new reality series, and then could become a professional wrestler that uses a putter as a secret weapon. Way to go Tiger! You come out of this ok and you destroy, or at a minimum severly damage, the lives and minds of your children and your wife.